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Ligament Lizard Medical Massage, LLC
Clinically straightforward methods. Laid-back atmosphere. Serious results.
*Attention Massage Therapy Clients*
I'm sorry to say that my massage practice is no longer active.
Sadly, as of 1 Feb 2018 I am on indefinite leave from routinely performing manual medicine activities, as a result of some generalized nervous system issues which also affect the strength and function in my hands.
(For once, I didn’t do anything acutely stupid to get myself hurt — or rather, at least, this wasn’t a result of any such action. ;P )
It is uncertain whether I will return to manual practice in the future, but I am in the process of becoming certified to teach some of my original methods, and much of my healthcare entrepreneurship work is still underway behind the scenes. In the meantime, I’m also doing some really exciting stuff with disrupting how homelessness is addressed (locally for now, but you know me — first the living room, then the world!)
Please explore my site to learn more about my current work, and to find out how you can best keep in touch. I hope you sign up for my infrequent email updates to stay posted on my next steps. I think you’ll love what’s unfolding!
Please feel free to reach out on any platform for any reason. I’d be happy to hear from you if you’d just like to say hi, and please let me know if you would like a referral to another massage therapist, or if you have any pains about which I can consult verbally. I'll do my best to help you out.
Thank you for your understanding! I love and miss you guys, and I hope to regain contact with as many of you as possible over the coming years.